Jessica Simpson finishes battling spiders & fly nets in Uganda

Last week, we reported on the somewhat hilarious musings by dim bulb Jessica Simpson about her stay in Uganda. She was in the country to film an episode of The Price of Beauty, her VH1 series that will premiere in 2010. Jessica sent out a picture of herself pouting over some fly nets, via Twitter.

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Last week, we reported on the somewhat hilarious musings by dim bulb Jessica Simpson about her stay in Uganda. She was in the country to film an episode of The Price of Beauty, her VH1 series that will premiere in 2010. Jessica sent out a picture of herself pouting over some fly nets, via Twitter. Her message: “WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?” Fly nets weren’t her only battle, though! One member of her entourage, her hair guy Ken Paves, decided to send out a picture of a Ugandan spider, with the tweet “Is this the Price of Beauty? Don’t let the bed bugs bite!” Yikes. That is a massive spider. Thankfully for Jess, she’s now back in America, and she’s singing a different tune about her stay in Uganda:

After roughing it in Uganda, Jessica Simpson is back home.

“I’m just now back in the US of A!!!!!” she Twittered Monday. “Home sweet delicious HOME!!!!!!!!!”

Shortly after her Maltipoo Daisy was snatched by a coyote, the singer, 29, flew to Uganda to film scenes for her upcoming VH1 show, The Price of Beauty. And the trip wasn’t easy.

At one point, she posted a photo of herself peeking out from a giant mosquito net surrounding her bed. “WTF?!?” she Twittered. “Do I really have to sleep like this?”

She and pals, hairstylist Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, also dodged spiders during the trip.
“Is this the Price of Beauty?” Paves Twittered. “Don’t let the bed bugs bite!”

In the end, Simpson’s spirit seemed to improve.

“Uganda was truly a beautiful adventure,” she Twittered Sunday. “I will carry the spirit of all the people with me always. God Bless.”

[From Us Weekly]

Aw. I know, I know. She’s an entitled princess, she’s rude, and this whole thing has the whiff of neocolonialism. But still! I’m sure Jess did have a nice time during part of her stay in Uganda, and I’m positive she’s thrilled to be back home. Welcome home, Jess! Oh, nuts. Her dog’s still dead. Better make sure her freezer is loaded up with ice cream. She probably wants to just chill out and think about Daisy now that her fabulous fly net adventure is over.
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